Name: Matt Harrison
AKA: @mattyhazza, memph
Wants to play like: Zlatan
Actually plays like: Emile (someone has to
do it now Quaye has gone)
Previous Clubs: Bransty Strikers, Bransty Rangers, Workington Reds Reserves, Jesus-Waffle-Bike, Brescia Bearcats, University of Manchester, Didsbury Dynamos.
Best performance: Soldier Tom, lead role in 'The Tinderbox', Year 6, Bransty Primary School
Worst performance: Probably first attempted shag on mates bathroom floor. it was high-pressure sitch and I was fairly unsure of exactly what to do
Career Highlight: I literally got coached by Giggsy, Ole and GNev at Carrington
This is me and Ry. I'm touching him in the hope that greatness rubs off. Thats
not a euphamism.
This is me and Ole. Can you believe I'm almost half his age? He is so youthful.
Aims for the season: Being a forward, I suppose I should try and get my goal tally above 1
Trademark Skill: Flick-ons, make sure your gambling in behind
"Train insane or remain the same"
"First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.”
Zlatan on how to shake off Stephan Henchoz
Lifelong Ambition: To only work 6 months of the year, but get paid as though I've worked 12
Sponsored by: Pele
Best Looking: arse: Pav, abs: Pav, face: definantely not Pav (probably Kieran Mac)
Hardest: Jimmy Leights or Whiteley. No coincidence that they are both salesmen.
Most likely to: Take the warm up
Most skilful teammate: Mike 'the unassuming darleck' Corbs
Want to see on the team sheet: Corbs, takes on a lot of goal scoring responsibility and means I can concentrate on my 'trademark skill'
Favourite Fixture: MUSC, always tough, you earn anything you get from those games
Undervalued/Overvalued: Post-game showers/Andy Carroll
What the manager thinks:
- Matty Harrison once kicked a horse in the chin, its decendants are known today as giraffes
- Matty Harrison's list of fears:
What Jimmy thinks: "Its an absolute pleasure and not to mention an honour to have worked with Matt on the training ground. He makes me wish I could go back and do it all again" *
Our very own Matty Harrison (Players Player of the Year - Season 2010/11) will be running in the 'Run to the Beat' London Half-Marathon on Sunday 25 September.
Matt will be raising money for Leukaemia & Lymphoma Research. If you'd like to sponsor Matt and donate money in aid of this worthy cause, please visit his sponsor page at:
Alternatively, you can pay him cash at training (or on match day). If you prefer this method of payment, please leave a comment to let him know how much you wish to donate.
Here's the route he'll be running...
Start and finish: O2 Arena
Mile 1: Bugsby's Way
Mile 2: Woolwich Road
Mile 3: Woolwich Church Street
Mile 4: Cadogan Road
Mile 5: Royal Artilery Barracks
Mile 6: Ha-Ha Road
Mile 7: Hillreach
Mile 8: Charlton Road
Mile 9: Charlton Way
Mile 10: Greenwich Park
Mile 11: National Maritime Museum
Mile 12: Wollwich Road
Mile 13: The O2
Let's all get our hand in our pockets and help our teammate raise money for a great cause.
our 2020/2021 Goal