![]() Name: Matt Harrison AKA: @mattyhazza, memph Position: Missionary Number: 10 Wants to play like: Zlatan Actually plays like: Emile (someone has to do it now Quaye has gone) Previous Clubs: Bransty Strikers, Bransty Rangers, Workington Reds Reserves, Jesus-Waffle-Bike, Brescia Bearcats, University of Manchester, Didsbury Dynamos. Best performance: Soldier Tom, lead role in 'The Tinderbox', Year 6, Bransty Primary School Worst performance: Probably first attempted shag on mates bathroom floor. it was high-pressure sitch and I was fairly unsure of exactly what to do Career Highlight: I literally got coached by Giggsy, Ole and GNev at Carrington ![]() This is me and Ry. I'm touching him in the hope that greatness rubs off. Thats not a euphamism. ![]() This is me and Ole. Can you believe I'm almost half his age? He is so youthful. Aims for the season: Being a forward, I suppose I should try and get my goal tally above 1
Trademark Skill: Flick-ons, make sure your gambling in behind Life Quote: "Train insane or remain the same" Football Quote: "First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.” Zlatan on how to shake off Stephan Henchoz http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xKWYyldfeLc Lifelong Ambition: To only work 6 months of the year, but get paid as though I've worked 12 Sponsored by: Pele Best Looking: arse: Pav, abs: Pav, face: definantely not Pav (probably Kieran Mac) Hardest: Jimmy Leights or Whiteley. No coincidence that they are both salesmen. Most likely to: Take the warm up Most skilful teammate: Mike 'the unassuming darleck' Corbs Want to see on the team sheet: Corbs, takes on a lot of goal scoring responsibility and means I can concentrate on my 'trademark skill' Favourite Fixture: MUSC, always tough, you earn anything you get from those games Undervalued/Overvalued: Post-game showers/Andy Carroll What the manager thinks: - Matty Harrison once kicked a horse in the chin, its decendants are known today as giraffes - Matty Harrison's list of fears: ... What Jimmy thinks: "Its an absolute pleasure and not to mention an honour to have worked with Matt on the training ground. He makes me wish I could go back and do it all again" * *accuracy unconfirmed
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Our very own Matty Harrison (Players Player of the Year - Season 2010/11) will be running in the 'Run to the Beat' London Half-Marathon on Sunday 25 September.
Matt will be raising money for Leukaemia & Lymphoma Research. If you'd like to sponsor Matt and donate money in aid of this worthy cause, please visit his sponsor page at: http://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/MattyHarrison Alternatively, you can pay him cash at training (or on match day). If you prefer this method of payment, please leave a comment to let him know how much you wish to donate. Here's the route he'll be running... Start and finish: O2 Arena Mile 1: Bugsby's Way Mile 2: Woolwich Road Mile 3: Woolwich Church Street Mile 4: Cadogan Road Mile 5: Royal Artilery Barracks Mile 6: Ha-Ha Road Mile 7: Hillreach Mile 8: Charlton Road Mile 9: Charlton Way Mile 10: Greenwich Park Mile 11: National Maritime Museum Mile 12: Wollwich Road Mile 13: The O2 Let's all get our hand in our pockets and help our teammate raise money for a great cause. |
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